Why Vampires Suck?

Let's talk about every girl's beloved idol, vampire. 
Hahas. 
 
However, it's time to spoil your dream. 
 
Girls hope that vampire would come to bite them, change them into vampire. 
I do not understand why those girls do not want to be human but tend to become a cold blooded creature. 
If your boyfriend is vampire, and you need hug, you do not even feel any warmness from him. 
You wish your boyfriend could give you a kiss, but he is worrying that he might suck your blood. 

Haha, again. It's funny to me. 
 

A vampire lifestyle: 
No sleeping, no eating, no sunshine, and keep repeating their studies in high school. 
They drink blood to satisfy them; but blood is disgusting. 

They are fast enough to run; but they still buy a lot of racing cars likes Lamborghini. 
They do not need to sleep; but they have the sofa at home. 

They are maintaining their levels in high school in different school, with a lot of graduated badges. 
How could you stand on keep studying for a same thing for 100 years? haha

 
In those old type of vampire movies,  Vampires seem to be so romantic, wear cloak and then sleep in coffins, with two sharp teeth. 
Nowadays, they have revolute and become more modern. 
No coffin in home, but a lot of sofas; 
No sharper teeth, I think they went to dental surgery. 
No more wearing cloak but wearing Tee, they are in trend too.  
 
Hahahahahaha. 
Vampires, suck right? Haha

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